Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Do you ever...

lay outside and sunbathe naked on your sick day because heat helps sinus infections AND because your ass looks funny when you wear and thong with a bikini bottom tanline AND you end up not only burning your ass cheeks but apparently when you rolled over and kept reading your book for an hour, you burned your whootanany as well and then spend the entire time you are doing circuit with your crotch sweating because of the immense heat your whootanany sunburn is emitting?

No?  Me Neither.


  1. Hahahahaha.

    When I saw "whoot" it reminded me that I needed to check woot.com today. :)

  2. You are too much! I bet you wouldn't have done that at 327... Miss you, *M*