- Do you ever get stuck and find that when you fart...it eases the pain just a little? No? Me neither.
- Do you ever look at your hand held shower head and think of the possibilities? No? Me neither.
- Do you ever imagine that the button in your car for your hazard lights is really a button that once pushed, launches a missile from under your car, blowing up the car in front of you? No? Me neither.
- Does Martha Stewart ever make you feel like your a domestic failure because you don't know how to use a jig saw to make a relief portrait of an owl on your pumpkin? No? Me neither.
- Do you ever hate wearing a thong for the simple fact that you must be a meticulous wiper? No? Me neither.
- Do you still fear that a good nostril clearing sneeze might also clear your bladder? Just a wee bit? No? Me neither.
- Do you ever just feel like standing on a table in the middle of your office with a sign that says UNION...just like Norma Ray? No? Me neither.
- Do you ever have a naughty dream and wake up so horny, that you want to sit on your partners face without even waking them up? No? Me neither.
- Do you ever think you should have more boundaries in what you post about on your blog? No? Me neither!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Posted by Amy W. at Tuesday, October 26, 2010