Friday, April 16, 2010

Shake What Yo Mama Gave You

I have been dying to share with you my jingly skirt I get to wear at Zumba. We don't wear it the entire time, just for two songs. I love it. I like to just wear it around the house when I am dusting or cooking.

OH MY GOSH! I should make a jingly APRON!

So here is the skirt. My Zumba instructor sells them.


There are so many colors to choose from. I think I need another one!

Here are my Zumba tips. Regardless of whether you think you can dance, it doesnt really matter. Just shake your ass and move your hips! Have fun. I have found that we are all so busy dancing and tyring to breathe that we never even have a chance to watch someone else!

My new camera has this self timer feature on it that gives you 10 seconds to get in your spot and then it takes 3 pictures of you. My old camera had this feature as well, but it gave you some time to fix yourself in between those 3 pictures. Not so much on this one. It's like Bam, Bam, BAM. So this is what it caught...


And then I tried to take pictures to illustrate my pants problem. I have "penis crotch" in these jeans bc they are too big. Do you see where the crotch ends? Yep...my lady station is a good 5 inches about it.


The picture above is very Michael Jackson yes?

Next is a face shot...um...just because. It's no makeup Friday by the way. Didnt you get the memo?



I still have like TONS more to talk about so you might be getting post overload from the Amster today. But that way...it will hold you through the weekend.

Kisses!

13 comments:

  1. Awesomeness...I love AmyOverload Fridays!

    Hey, we have the same copier. Now I just need the skirt. I already have the faux 'package' pants. lol - Nice look on a lady.

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  2. sexy skirt!! and i want that pink skull shirt! where did you get it?!?!
    nothing wrong with amyoverload!

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  3. I have that problem with pants too.
    I am envious if you are at work in shorts.

    I want to look like you when I get skinny. I just don't have any butt or hips. My 2 older sisters took it all. I was left with noassatall and boy hips.

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  4. It IS no makeup Friday and I am celebrating all the way out in CO!

    I wanted to try Zumba but my gym's schedule only offers it one day a week. I am on the hunt for a Zumba class I can actually attend!

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  5. I am having issues right now with the penis crotch. I hate it

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  6. You are looking smoking hot! Good for you!

    I don't take Zumba but I want one of those skirts to wear around the house. They look like so much fun!

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  7. DCS - Department of Child Services to many.

    Droopy
    Crotch
    Syndrome

    for me.....glad you joined the club.

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  8. Who needs makeup...your skin glows. I lov e droopy crotch......

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  9. Im so getting one next wednesday! THEY BETTER HAVE SOME MEDIUM SHIRTS! I really want that shirt she had on!!!!

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  10. P.S.!!!! ANOTHER TIP FOR ZUMBA FROM MARY!!! DO NOT ELBOW YOURSELF IN THE KNEE!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!

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  11. That extra space in the crotch is were you hide the bananas you steal from the grocery store. What? Am I the only one? Times are tough people. Tough.

    Seriously...I can't believe you are the same girl from your first pictures. You look terrific. You and your boney ass.

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  12. Love the jingly skirt! Cannot wait to try Zumba!

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