Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The Boob Pool

Dearest Gentlemen Readers: I know we talk about are women parts a lot on here. I will not apologize because I view it as a gift. A gift for you. Because you will have a better understand of said parts than any other men in the universe.

And for that you should be grateful.

Over the past couple of days I have heard several of you speaking of the "sagging boob laying in your bra situation".

I thought I would take it a step further and illustrate the point with pictures.

First, here is a shot of my cleavage.


I know what you are thinking. Not bad Amy....that and the fact that you want to motorboat them don't you...

But do not be fooled. For if you just pull the brassiere out a little bit, you will get a better understanding on the "pooling". Let's take a closer look.



And closer yet.

And there you have it. My boobs, and my dignity, are gone. Sadness I know. I mean WHAT IN THE HELL is that? Who knew you could have flaccid boobies.

Aren't you thankful that I have Tracey in my life? At least that prevents me from posting full nudity on here...out of respect for him. I mean he has some issue with me being naked on the world wide web.

Jeesh.

So hopefully ladies this will make you feel better about your on breasticles.

I would also like to say thank you for the comments on my vlog yesterday. It was an odd vlog for me, and I think I was just trying to share some of the thoughts that have been living in the old noggin lately. I didn't want it to sound like I thought fat was ugly, it was really more ME focused...and trying to figure out where I started and where I am now.

You guys really brought a smile to my face and tears to my eyes. Tracey and I got into a little spat last night later that night, so your kind words helped when I was throwing a pity party for myself.

Love you lovies!

OH yeah...one last thing! I am up 2-3 pounds on Mister Satan Scale. I think it is bc Keelie is sending me bad Internet juju my way. hahah....but I am not TOO worried because I know I have been working out and making the right choices so I blame this weight on DOMS, that fact that it is April, and other nonsensical things.

Carry on sunshine biscuits!

Carry on.

46 comments:

  1. Poor breasticles. Mine will look worse, I am sure. Two breastfed babies and HUGENESS for many years = sadness when I lose weight. Oh well.

    I still think you look fantastic!

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  2. Seriously? My word verification was FATSA. That is just mean. MEAN.

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  3. OMG - I just looked and I have flaccid boobies too!! Well that's just great. NOT

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  4. Thanks for sharing. Enlightening! If I get there (or should I say 'when'), I will definitely be doing a repeat boob job. Especially after the kids are had and they are not serving any other purpose.

    I didn't get to see your vlog...will do so tonight. I have a bunch of vlogs to catch up on and I want to post my own, too. I don't think my bubbliness comes through in my typing very well. :)

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  5. You crack me up! I've always complained that I'm fat with no boobs so I must loose the weight.

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  6. Nice gazongas punky! You just need a leopard bikini top and no one notices the size or shape of your boobs (or your un-boobs) .....they just focus on the spots. Works for me every time!

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  7. Well I can seriously say I'm glad that I don't have that to worry about seeing as since I will getting a new pair in the coming months. But I do understand. Had I not been through BC, I would probably be carrying around those 50EEs around in a wheel barrel!!

    Sorry Amy for your flaccid bobbies :-(

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  8. Ok, I just checked mine out IN.MY.CUBE as my boss walked in... nice.. I have to leave out of humiliation... thanks Amy! :)
    Oh, side note, mine are not there yet but give me another 70+lbs gone and I'll be there, most likely a lot worse!

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  9. Thanks for sharing! I go in for my tt consult today, and think... what the hell... my boobs are sagging almost as far! My surgeon is going to think I'm off my rocker. Or afraid I'm going to accidentally rock over my boobs...

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  10. hehehe I don't want this to turn into a competition or anything... but my boobs could outpool your boobs any day of the week!

    I am gonna take a photo of my inner thighs tonight (Jarrett and Tracey are gonna need therapy for our public nudity!). They look like dripping candles, only flesh coloured....

    SEXAY!!!

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  11. Hey Amy,

    Do you think doing the exercises Margaret did in "Are You There God? Its Me Margaret" from the book by Judy Blume will tighten them up. Just thought about that from my teenage years in junior high.

    "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" Just change the "increase" to "tighten"

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  12. You are way too funny for your own good, Amy!!!! I know I say that all the time...but it's true!

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  13. brrrrrrrrrr
    i didn't quite know how to write a motorboat sound so that is what that is :-)
    i think it's funny that your last 2 posts were "wieners" and "boob pool" that's hot lol

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  14. Lovely ladies! I love you so much. Thanks for commenting!

    Pamela...I will give that a try right now.

    Jen-if you get fired then you can move to Florida and live with me.

    jennifer-at least we are swimmining the same pool!

    Brooke-I saw you inner thighs the other day and mine are worse. I win.

    Carmen-I am going to email you my address right now!

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  15. Girlie, I noticed the saggy wrinkly part of my titties last night so its funny that you post this today. I have already gone from a G cup to a D cup and im only down 46 lbs. I cant imagine when im almost done like you, i'll have to get implants just to fill a bra without a sock. Oh how I miss my full, large breasts. SIGH! One more thing, your use of the word breasticles cracked me up, I thought I was the only person that used that. Love you

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  16. lol This made me laugh out loud in my cubbie (aka xtra small cubicle). I'm just starting the WLS journey and I have boob abundance....I'm concerned my beloved underarm buddies will disappear as I start to lose. :-{

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  17. thanks for showing us your boobs. lol i wonder what mine will look like when i'm further out? hmmmmm....

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  18. oh... and i just realized... you covered wieners AND boobs all in the same day! woohoo!!!! shall it be the butt next? lol

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  19. Lady nuts and saggy tits...it isn't fair!

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  20. Niiiiice. Sippin' my morning tea then BAM Amy's boobs in my face! Now you are making me look at my own boobs. Oh well, nothing a good bra can't fix. Focus on the good parts. You have great cleavage. That's why God makes us wear clothes. Not to cover our shame, but to cover our ever so slight imperfections.

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  21. You never cease to amaze me - way to put those boobies out there - literally!!!!! I always complain about my flat pointy boobs - what the hell is going to happen to them when I lose my excess weight???? I feel a nightmare coming on!!!

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  22. Yeah....what everyone said. Belly laugh!

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  23. OH NO! I am doomed...my boobies looked like that before! :( I mean, it is getting worse and I think I can pick up my whole boob just by my extra skin I have....Its depressing...and hard to feel sexy nakie when your boobies sag and look like they do...-sigh-

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  24. Let me tell you Amykins mine look 15 THOUSAND TIMES WORSE.... :o(

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  25. Oh Amy. There should be a dictionary for all the terms you have coined. Breasticles...I am loving it!

    And if you ever post a nude photo of yourself, I am certain we would all be in total awe of how beautiful you are!

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  26. I am afraid to see my boobs after losing since they're already flaccid! :)

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  27. I want you more than ever now.

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  28. I hear you on the sagging boobs!! But add many more years to them (I'm 54) and think about what you get!!

    My DH promised that when I lose the weight, if my boobs are still huge and FLAT, that I can get Breast Reduction/Repair Surgery!!

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  29. LMAO @ Gilly! Implants, here I come! Amy, at least you have some cleavage. I used to have nice full C's and now they are melting away and when hubby tries to cuddle, his hand now searches longer and longer to find what was once 2 lucious mini-mountains now has become 2 saggy mini molehills :(

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  30. Um honey - listen. Remember me - I will only show my boobs for $5000 (or a 5k in Amy money)....don't go showing them around for FREE! GAWD - I'm appalled....okay, not really.

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  31. lol....deflated boobies here and I just started losing weight. Its okay I would rather be healthy than have guzungas. Love ur blog!

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  32. Going from a 38D to a 38G (Yes, G as in gargantuan, down to a DD and back to a G thanks to kids) I'm now at a 38DDD. It's so sad... my boobs have been tennis balls in tube socks for quite a while. A great bra is a girl's breast friend, for real.
    Those of you D cup or bigger have to check out www.bravissimo.com LOVE THEM!
    And I'm so getting a reduction, lift, whatever I have to to get the girls put back in place after I finally lose the weight for good.

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  33. I love how you let it all hang out - literally (hehehe)

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  34. yea the more you lose the wrost they get it sucks
    i have that loose skin everywhere
    sometimes i think filling it out looked alot better but i do want to be healthy so ye ai say at least we have our men and they havta love us right lol

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  35. Oh Amy! Thank you so much for sharing I seriously thought that there was something wrong with me... Everyone I talk to is always "You're young so everything will just shrink back to where it should be" Let me tell ya going from and H to E in the past few months there's definite shrinking of breasticles but not to where they should be!

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  36. I love you, Amy, truly I do, but I am now very sad because seeing this made me lift my bra by the straps and look down, and I must tell you that what I saw was depressing as hell! Not your fault, really. You didn't give me the big boobs that are dropping, but I am very upset. Crap, now I have to save to fix em. I would probably meet the requirements for insurance to cover a reduction which will lift them, but I am afraid they will take too much. I don't want to be smaller than a D. I haven't been smaller than that since I was 15. Oh, but my friend from school had a reduction this past Christmas, and I must tell you, they look like mine when I was 15....hmmmm, maybe I will give it a try.

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  37. Oh dear Lord, boobie porno on the WLS blog... Amy, who said you could go around showing off the pictures of my boobs to complete strangers? And can you picture how many of these girls were checking out themselves at work today? This has been the highlight of my day.........thanks for everything, love the blog!!

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  38. You are amazing! Thank you for the laugh - but I only laughed because, sadly, I can relate to this entirely too well!

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  39. You never cease to surprise me in the best of ways. This is why you're "Our Amy." It's why when people say "Amy wrote on her blog..." and everyone knows it was you. So funny your humility for adding the W to your screen posts. Duh! It's OUR AMY.

    And I know this is the cruel mom part, which I should say I actually loved when Liv was a baby, but imagine if you'd nursed a human being who sucked the fluid out of you like a crack whore working hard for her sawbuck!

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  40. Awww babes. You know the best part of this post - you can have your puppies 'fixed.' Actually that sounds like you might neuter them.. hmm.. ok take two.

    Aww babes. You know the best part of this post? You can have those puppies pumped up again to their former glory. I know after four kids and the 10 years (or is it more? sigh) I have on you, mine don't look too flash either - and once upon a time they frigging did. It's soooooo depressing.

    I don't have the 'pooling' but I do have sag. IT SUCKS! Maybe we can meet in the middle and have a double boob job. Wanne be in the hospital bed next to me?

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  41. My upper-inner thighs and breasts will never come back to acceptable. SO SAD!
    I had a breakdown when bathing suit shopping. My body looked great but my upper thigh was flopping and I couldn't do it. So sad and truly depressing.

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  42. OMG!! I feel so much better that I am not alone with the saggy breasticles!! mine look just like that as well as my inner thigh...i love this blog amy...i'd rather read yours than write my own...lol

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  43. How did I miss this post earlier? Don't feel bad about the boob pool. My husband calls my tits the "falopy jalopies".

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  44. I noticed this about myself and I started to feel ashamed. I am big breasted and they are anything but perky. And im 19 years old. I read this article and you put a smile on my face and for real made me feel better about myself. Thank you.

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