Are you ready?
I mean really ready for what I am about to tell you? This is the kind of news that makes you hug your children closer, call you life partners and tell them you love them, and check your rations in your storm shelters.
In fact, it's worse than Band Babes pictures of her 13 pound skin removal.
Last weeks weigh in gave me a weight of 189.5. For four days, Monday through Thursday, I was the perfect bandster. No snacking. Protein meals. Working out.
For 3 days I ate lots of snacks whilst boating and relaxing. My meals weren't that bad, and I even worked out a little.
Yes. I said it. 6.5 pounds! In 3 days. Over a weekend? Come ON!
OMG. WTF. KJOIUJLOJK LKJ and every other abbreviation you can think of.
Now I KNOW that I couldn't have gained 6.5 pounds in fat. REGARDLESS! That is beyond stupid. Shocking.
I haven't pooped since Wednesday. Could it be that I am literally full of shit?
Well, what can a girl do? I am pulling up my big girl panties and soldiering on. I want those damn pounds gone THIS WEEK. And I want 2 more on top of it.