It just may be that I may not ever be able to wear short shorts. And that would not be the end of the world. We will just have to stay tuned to see if and when my inner thighs ever decide to shrink. They are bad. The good thing is, there is still a lot of fat there, so maybe they will tighten up a little. I mean come on though... how many plie' squats I do while holding a dumbbell do I need to do? Here is a precious little diagram of the squat. I hold a 45 pound dumbbell.
You see that purple shirt I am wearing? Banana Republic thank you very much. Dark purple. Here is a closer look. I am bent over in this picture. That is why you are getting a peek-a-boo at the cleavage. I am a lady!
I was reading Keelie's blog today. Whenever I see pictures of the beautiful Keelie I think..."Wow, I can't wait to be thin like Keelie one day". And then today she posted her weight (she wasn't keeping it a secret, I just don't pay attention sometimes) and it is 192! Just a few pounds less than me. AND THEN, I asked her how tall she was, because I figured she must be like 6 foot or something...and she is only 5'4". Like me. So we were emailing and she was thinking that when she saw my blue shorts the other day she wished she looked like me! Do you see where this is going? What if we are living in some parallel universe and we are ALL really hot supermodels but we don't know it?
It's like the Weight Loss Twilight Zone! (cue Alfred Hitchcock music).
One last thing. For those of you that have been with me since the beginning of time...or those of you who have read my entire blog (bless you. for real), you remember last April when I did my first 5k. Well, it is that time again, and come Saturday, we are doing it again. I am a walker and I can't wait to beat my time from last year and then do a comparison post with pictures and times and everything fun! It really is a wonderful 5k. It is small, on the beach, and benefits rape crisis victims.
And that my friends concludes this broadcast of the longest post ever! Thank you for reading. I think there still may be enough time in your day to cook dinner or watch TV. If not. I apologize. And I love you.
Go in peace.