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- Amy W.
- I am a chronic make-believer. I amuse myself. I break out in random song at least 6 times an hour. I am me. I was banded on 1/27/2009. I look better tan. I am a mermaid. I believe you should give more than you take, laugh more than you cry, and eat cheetos when the urge arises. I have always been a dreamer. Life is unpredictable and I realize everyday how lucky I am. I think you should walk with your head up, shoulders back, look people in the eye, smile, have a good handshake, and be honest. I love cold sheets, colder air conditioning, swimming, my family, my animals, and my friends.
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LMAO... you beat me to it. Mine is so long, the booger is still uploading. :D
ReplyDeleteOMG, I'm giggling so hard here in my cube.. you are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSugar and snap...man I have that one on Thursday, I had blocked it out. Bats, turkeys and flying squirrels...oh my!! Seriously, you have the cutests dresses ever...I need some like that!
ReplyDeletelmao! you're too funny! thanks for posting this vlog!
ReplyDeleteYou are way to funny.. I love the flying scene. Ps I am making your pulled pork recipe.. Wish me luck there girl.. LOL
ReplyDeleteI do love your dress! You look so skinny in it!
ReplyDeleteI have a few comments...first, LMAO. I swear,when you started with the police-academy guy-esque noises, I swear to god I peed a little in my powerpanties.
ReplyDeleteSecond, why can't you take the skin from your batwings and tailor-make some pants a la Silence of the Lambs? Then "Operation Amy has no pants" would be successfully completed!
Third, I am so jealous of that space between your arms and waist that I may cry.
I just peed my pants a little. Seriously. 120 ounces of water will do that to you when you watch something like that.
ReplyDeleteI <3 YOU!!!
I think we all think OUR batwings trump everyones else's! While watching I was thinking mine are definately worse than yours haha!!! Amy, you are just so damn cute, I love your vlogs!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is going to be so hilarious meeting you in Chicago. Funny, but my daughter just dropped off her cat (Elliot) for me to watch for a few months till they get their new house. I don't think I will give him back. Although I don't do nails, so she will have to come home to cut them for me. He has been snuggling and cuddling and since I am all alone right now, it's nice to have a man about the house. So let your mom enjoy the cat-that is until you can give her some grandkids. Just kidding. BTW, I'm at http://rollercoasterdieting.blogspot.com/.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your internal tomorrow. Ask the doc if there is room to deliver twins at one time when he is down below enjoying his thanksgiving dinner. Tell him your mom wants to know.
That was hilarious! Honestly though...I can't wait for my batwings...right now they are just FATwings. :(
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous of the space created by your TEENY waist! Love the dress! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny.. but believe me you are not alone with the batwings.. I gotten too..
ReplyDeleteI think I have you beat on the batwings. Have fun at the hoohoo doctor. And I absolutely love that dress.
ReplyDeleteOk - we were thinking of contests/games we can play in Chicago for door prizes and I believe "who's got the biggest bat wings?" will be one.
ReplyDeleteI must remember to bring a measuring tape.
BTW - I will win. :)
Bat Wings...Lunch Lady Arms....my husband calls them Bingo Wings. Makes me giggle everytime!
ReplyDeleteYou are so freakin' adorable. I think you should vlog everyday!
I can't wait to hear your joke for the doctor tomorrow. I know it's going to be good!
I have to try your pulled pork recipe. I think that Husband and Son would love it. (Oh crap, that means I have to cook? lol)
ReplyDeleteOne pound is not a biggie, you are probably just retaining since your period is due. :D
Ah, the lady doc. I don't miss that business one little bit. That is a big advantage of having had the baby factory torn down and taken away. :D
Geez, girl. I thought you were going to take flight. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteYou are literally the funniest person I know.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
I laughed so hard I started choking and my husband came to check on me. The image of you leaping off of a building and coasting through the air with your bat wings was just TOO funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL You saying "What is this? what is THIS?" reminded me of Christina Applegate's character in "The Sweetest Thing". if you haven't seen it, you MUST. You'll adore it. If you HAVE seen it... Well, my rambling just made sense!
ReplyDeleteAmy I am going to go there (because no one else has yet) Your post title say batwings...then you start your vlog about your lady exam.......And I am thinkin Oh no she didn't!......and no you didn't, but I thought you were...heheh, sorry!
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing your bat-wings. I feel a little better about mine :) I mean if awesome Amy has them and looks cute in little dresses with cap sleeves...well then, there's hope for me after all!
ReplyDeleteI can just imagine you doing a base jump, flapping in the wind with your bat wings...LOL! Very giggle worthy vlog Amy! The sugar and snap comment is legendary (and then to back it up with the Vjayjay).
ReplyDeleteOne of the funniest ones yet ames, I was dying here with free-jumping and sound affects!
ReplyDeletelove you!
ps how powerful is the bandster connection that our hormones travel many miles to put us on the same cycle!
Too funny girl....LOVE that dress! It looks great on you! You are looking super skinny girl!
ReplyDeleteYou look fab!!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking: I want you to do a blog on how you and Tracey met or your first dates or something like that!!! That would be awesome to hear.
awesome vlog! you're too funny. i'm getting the batwings also. however, i was a little scared you were talking about your lady bits as well. i am also in need of a hoo haa exam. haven't had one since 07. i know, bad me. anyway, hope all goes well. the dress is super fab by the way. you're looking way skinny girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteoh my...tooooo funnnnyyyy!! i was looking at pics of those base jumper suits because i was going to use one for my pants on the ground post lol
ReplyDeleteI have those freakin' bat wings too! I love the dress - as usual you look gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI love the sound effects of the batwings!! I love that dress...you look amazing!
ReplyDeleteMy mind went on a tangent... I thought of the old Batman t.v. show and now the song is going through my head except it's not Batman, it's Bat-Wings...
ReplyDeleteMy batwings put yours to shame...you get an "E" for effort though!
ReplyDeleteLooking great...skinny minny!
Oh my goodness, you made me laugh so hard! My kids are looking at me like I'm a crazy person! Great job on the snacking, actually the lack there of!!
ReplyDeleteOh my... I'm terrified of batwings! I KNOW I'm in for them... so my defense is to AVOID thinking of them. Then there's a blog post from WORKMAN about batwings!!! Well, of COURSE, I have to watch it. And then she talks about her hoo-ha! Well, I nearly fell off my rolly-polly computer chair! I (like Sandy) haven't had a hoo-ha exam in a few years either! I know. Bad nurse.
ReplyDeleteAnyhow... though you made me think about my inevitable batwings, I still had a good laugh! Thanks!!! xo
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