Okay. So here are some pictures in no certain order of importance. First, I would like to formally introduce you to Rambo. Rambo is the cat you hear in many of my vlogs. He actually wasn't meowing for food in that vlog, but talking to one of his imaginary cat friends in the kitchen. He chases them around in the morning, and if you catch him in mid run...he looks at you like...yes...can I help you? And then he takes off running again.
He is a "special cat". I will get an ariel shot of him for you bc I swear he is shaped like a hippo. He weighs in at 19 pounds. He will eat dog food if we aren't careful. I will think Shelby (my dog) is in the kitchen bc I can hear the 'crunch crunch' and it will be Rambo, laying on his side, head hanging into the bowl, pawing one piece out at a time...eating it. He came to my bosses house 2 years ago this September after Hurricane Gustav. We mostly just call him Fat Boy.
Next is Gracy. She is MY cat and comes all the way from Kansas. I have had her for almost 6 years. She is soft, and ladylike. She loves to play fetch with my hair bands. She also loves to wrestle our Wii drumsticks. I am giving her to my mom this weekend. Gracy is going to become a boat cat. My mom wants so badly a cat who likes attention...and her last two attempts turned out bad. So, because Gracy has become the ultimate lapcat, and my parents are retired and can love on her 24/7, I have decided to loan her out.
Gracy is the one you usually SEE in my vlogs.
And since we are speaking about cats. I saw this in my Cosmo whilst I was reading at the beach this weekend. I almost choked on my water! There are punch out stencils available in this months edition. Stencils for your pubies! Drazil! Are you paying attention? No thunderbolt stencil, but I took a picture because apparently Cosmo is secretly reading our blogs and stealing our ideas damn it!
Speaking of, Tracey was joking around and mentioned I should grow it out so he could see it. I had to take him by the hands, look deep into his eyes, and tell him...No. I told him the story of the little troll doll that would appear in a faux hawk. I told him he wasn't ready. Not now. Not ever.Next is a shot of my boobs in a sports bra! YEAH! Amy's boobs!!! I am posting these bc last week Angie and I were talking boob shop and I told her that although my bra is a 36DD, and my boobs fill it out...they look so damn small to me!
And finally I wanted to leave you with two other shots from the weekend. So often you guys will say "Don't you ever take a bad picture". Of course I do! I just don't post them! lol
But today I thought I would post two of the ones that I grunted at. In all fairness, Tracey insisted on taking the shot of my legs from behind. Part of taking good photos is knowing what works for you...and a rear shot of my thighs dear friends...does NOT work for me.
And then there is this little beauty! I was dancing in the water and doing a salutation to mermaids everywhere. But what sweet mermaid mother is rising from my shelf ass area? You see, in throwing my arms up and arching my back...I have pushed all available fat into one location. Sigh.
Wow. I think that about covers it for now!
Kisses and ear whispers!
xoxo
So hilarious that they put that in Cosmo!!!!
ReplyDeleteThose Cosmo editors are shameless. A punch-out guide? Crazytown. I don't entirely understand the logistics of the stencils, but that's probably for the best.
ReplyDeleteYour kitties are cute. Love hearing about their personalities.
And let me tell you, dear Amy, even a "bad" picture of you showcases your radiant personality.
They look like mine in a sports bra. Kersmooshed.
ReplyDeleteThat's the actual sound.
I am STRESSED today and shouldn't be reading your blog but am glad I did because it gave me this insight - those pics are only bad to you. In them, I just see you looking cute and having fun. I'd only notice any "flaw" because you point it out.
My cat Chubbs and Rambo would get along. They could discuss their culinary dishes. Chubbs likes to eat the dog food too and thus is why he has a freaking pooch that swings back and forth while he walks (he weighs in at 15 pounds).
ReplyDeleteI too only choose to post the good pics of me cause lord knows there are plenty of bad ones. It's about a 1:12 ratio.
Your boobies do look small! Will mine ever shrink?
Damn, next vacation spot for me is Florida just so I can work on my tan. I am so stinking jealous of yours. I used to be a little cocoa bean until I moved to Seattle. Blah.
Kisses.
As usual, all I have to say is...you are adorable!
ReplyDeleteThat Cosmo article cracked me up! My hubby is always trying to get me to do some type of design but I am not that talented with a razor!
ReplyDeleteRambo is adorable! He reminds me of my cat Sully in his behavior. Sully goes crazy meowing for no apparent reason. Maybe it's imaginary kitty friends. I'll have to ask him. Sully weighs around 20lbs, so they have that whole eating thing in common too.
ReplyDeleteI want to comment - but you leave me speechless EVERY FREAKIN" TIME!!!! You know, it like how you get all tongue tied when that really cute guy talks to you!!!
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
You are so brave posting pictures you don't like of yourself. Guess I'll be needing to put my before pictures up soon which I'm dreading. Stay tuned.
ReplyDeleteOh my ga, girly, you are looking better every day. I am soooo damn jealous. I can't wait til one day I don't have to pour myself into a bathing suite and it actually looks decent. I think the pictures are great! And cute kitties too!
ReplyDeleteLove your cats!! Your mom is so lucky to be getting Gracy in loan!
ReplyDeleteOur beloved cat, Oreo had to be put down a couple of years ago due to Cancer! We miss him. :(
You rock the beach no matter the angle.
ReplyDeleteI have to tell you, you give me such hope! We started out at similar BMIs and have a similar shape - curvy in all the right places with an emphasis on the thighs. And you look MARVELOUS! All I see when I see your thighs is how little they are! Thanks for sharing - I soooo appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteYour Rambo looks a lot like our Capone. About the same weight too... all our cats are fat but one.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... even your bad picture are awesome.
You are giving away your cat?! Won't you miss her? :(
ReplyDeleteI would love to have a size DD in any bra! I am a C cup now, but when the weight starts coming off, I will be lucky to be a small B cup. You look fantastic!
ReplyDeleteSeriously on the stencils? MY GOD. We need to copywright out whootananny blogs. They probably made millions off that article.
ReplyDeleteOK, so in the sports bra pic, I didn't even see your boobs, b/c I was transfixed on the line down your tummy. Seriously? The first signs of a 6-pack already? You're awesome!!
ReplyDeleteYou're gorgeous - thighs and all! Sweet cats!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! In that same issue there's a great article on how women who absorb men's semen through their vaginal canals suffer from less stress, anxiety and depression.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.... I started to figure out why Amy is so damn charming and upbeat all the time. ;)
i totally thought of draz when i saw that in my cosmo. i even tore it out and was going to find a way to send it to her. lol
ReplyDeleteHow cute you look doing your mermaid dance...love it!! I love the kitties too but my doggies would think they were fun things to chase...all day long.
ReplyDeleteStencils? How would that even work if you're doing it for yourself? haha
ReplyDeleteEm :)
I have two cats, too! My little cat is just over a year and LOVES to play fetch with MY hair ties, too!! She is very lovable and sweet. My other cat is 13 and weighs 15 lbs! She is not lovable and sweet - very independent unless she wants food - then she demands your attention, lol! <3
ReplyDeleteMy security word was catesh!
ReplyDeleteI think you're freakin awesome.
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