Monday, January 26, 2009

The Last Night

My TO DO list for the evening looks a little something like this:

1. Pack. I am taking my Eeyore pj pants my mom bought me for Christmas. I usually don't believe in adults wearing cartoon characters, but it was A) from my mom and B) they are SO comfy. Thank you Walmart. I am also taking a tank top and sports bra. They said sports bra...but I actually think its harder to get on than my regular bra...but whatever. And then all then normal toiletry stuff. I am also taking my laptop and camera so I can update from the hospital!

2. Shave. I think I will do a Level 3 shave tonight since I will be getting a catheter! See the shaving levels below.
  • Level 1: This shave is can also be referred to as the "capri" shave. It's when I only need to shave up to my knee.
  • Level 2: Swimsuit shave. Total Leg, armpits, bikini line, etc.
  • Level 3: Sex Shave. This is the whole body. Well...practically. Think Brazil. wink wink

3. Pluck Eyebrows.

4. Pluck Face. About 8 years ago I noticed a few hairs on my chin. It's gotten worse. I am still rather mortified about it...bc I'm not an old lady. However, I asked my dermatologist about it and she said there is a correlation between being overweight and facial hair. Hormones or something. This is one of the things I hope decreases as I lose weight Otherwise I better start saving up for laser.

5. Slow dance with Tracey. On our feet and otherwise :) I don't know how long I will be out of commission.

6. Clean the litter box.

7. Drink butt loads of water. Or should I say bladder loads. hahahaha...This way they can find my vein tomorrow.

I have my surgery tomorrow at 9:45. There is one lady before me. Juanita. I met her in my classes. I told her not to give him any trouble on the table. My surgery should last an hour. I will go home the next day. And be back to work on Monday!


  1. Good Luck today! Oh, and you may need to rethink that "work on Monday" thing. If you can take off a week, it is advisable. Or at least work half-days. You really need the time to rest.


  2. Are you really going to work tomorrow?! I have to drop the little ones off at preschool and it is giving hives...Although, it gave me good reason to kick my three day Percocet habit. Good luck! :)

  3. LOL, yes ma'am I am back at work. My pain meds ran out on Saturday booo booo hooo :( SO i bought Liquid Tylenol-Cherry (that's all they had) BARF. Its bad and doesnt do jack!

    But I am okay. Except I am starving.