Here is a picture of my wand. I got it for Christmas from my mother. It makes noise and lights up and the orb thing twirls. It lays on my desk for several reasons. One must realize, upon entering my office...I am a princess. AND...everyone loves it because it makes them feel like princesses too! Even the maintenance guys play with it. So, I just thought I would share.
I think an interview is in order. I will interview myself.
Amy: Have you snacked today?
Self: Actually Amy, I have not. I have been busy at work and hadn't really thought about it.
Amy: That's kinda weird for you huh? Being busy at work.
Self: I feel like you really know me Amy.
Amy: What would you do professionally if you could choose any profession?
Self: Pole Dance
Amy: Besides that?
Self: Tough one...but I guess I would love to be a personal style consultant, interior decorator, or lottery winner.
Amy: I see you are wearing a dress today. Are you also wearing your miracle power panties?
Self: I am....How did you know that?
Amy: One more question before we go. Everyone is dying to know...what kind of deodorant do you use?
Self: Good one Amy. I use Degree Clinical Strength.