Shaving The Whootananny (aka No-boundaries-Amy)

*Listen. Drazil made me do it. She forced my hand. I have trying to be a lady blogger lately. You know, respecting other's definition of decenancy and such. But I am going to have to clear the air about hair down there. If you don't want to know about my lady station, I understand. Please don't delete me from you blog list. Just skip this post. Otherwise...here we go".*

Lately, several of you have been talking about getting a Brazilian wax. I have never gotten one because I am not happy with my VAGINA.

Well...I am not angry with it. But...how to say this...how to say this. I have low hangers....large love pillows, lady nuts...etc. I don't know where they come from. I have asked my mother and my sister if they too have Guiness Book of World record labia. They say no.

I know you might think I am exaggerating. But once....I showed my best friend. Yes...we had been drinking. But she asked and I said fine. I gave her a quick flash and I kid you not...she fell against the door and grabbed her heart.

Sigh

So, my point is...I don't go for professional servicing because I don't want frighten anyone.

I should say that Tracey loves me and makes me feel wonderful about my lady bits. I would never have surgery. You know there is labia reduction surgery right?

But, this all brings me back to shaving. I started shaving all my hair buh-bye probably over 3 years ago. I don't get any rash or razor burn. I shave in the shower, and in rather quick fashion. For those of you who have been following me from the beginning, you might remember one of my NSV's I was looking forward to was to be able to shave the Lady Station without going in blind and having to hack away like Edward Scissorhands. Mission accomplished.

Although I must say that in addition to my belly getting smaller so I can see what I am doing, your woo-woo pad gets smaller as well. Which means you can now see more of my turkey wattle.

Sigh

And because Drazil asked, yes...if you have been going natural for awhile now...I suggest a pretrim. You shouldn't go from full troll hair...

to bald cabbage patch kid in one movement.

And always, ALWAYS, shave WITH the hair. Not against. Drazil was stomping and pouting that with the hair doesnt get smooth...but it will. It does. I promise.

And now you know. Probably more than you wanted to know. But like I told Drazil. Perhaps there is someone out there with the same "problem" as me. And perhaps they thought they were alone.

And perhaps NOW they know they are not.

Perhaps indeed.