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- Amy W.
- I am a chronic make-believer. I amuse myself. I break out in random song at least 6 times an hour. I am me. I was banded on 1/27/2009. I look better tan. I am a mermaid. I believe you should give more than you take, laugh more than you cry, and eat cheetos when the urge arises. I have always been a dreamer. Life is unpredictable and I realize everyday how lucky I am. I think you should walk with your head up, shoulders back, look people in the eye, smile, have a good handshake, and be honest. I love cold sheets, colder air conditioning, swimming, my family, my animals, and my friends.
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ReplyDeleteAmy, you missed your calling. You are funny, girl. And so natural in front of the camera!! Loved the description of the snap crotch body suits.. I had a hot red one.. (no seven grade for me though, lol they were around in the late 1980's here and in my 20's I wore them all the time!! Holy shit.. the 1980's how old does that make me feel...) anyway, nice job on the video. Let's us hear you and you have a rockin' accent.
Cara
Only problem I have with spanx is this: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM!??! They are a bitch to pull up and down and DO NOT tell me to aim my pee/poop through that tiny hole they give you!! UMMM NO! LOL
ReplyDeleteI agree with Dash, you are a mess, and very fun to be around, i just wish we all lived close by and have a girls support night out or something, were we can just laugh our butts off to each others every day crazy thing.You are comical girl, keep that attitud.
ReplyDeleteI half expected you to pull down your pants & give us a full view of the grannies! LOL Love ya girlie!
ReplyDeleteTiffani, I can pee through the Spanx-hole, but I've never tried to poop through it. That one is kind of daunting.
Dash-Oh no..I dont have the accent...YOU have the accent :)
ReplyDeleteMeg and Tiff-Your spanxs have a HOLE? WHAT? mine does not have a hole...someone must be trying to rip me off. Maybe certain styles have holes...that's kinda exciting and naughty...I will have to check next time I am in Lane Bryant.
You my friend are adorable! So funny and it was great to hear you instead of just read. You talk like you write. Amazingly funny and so honest:))) Like the poster before I thought you were really going to pull down you pants, I was like oh no she isn't! Ha! Keep blogging!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have heard that I write like I talk :) I would have pulled my pants down if the situation would have called for it! Maybe next time...lol.
ReplyDeleteI will have to find some stripper music for that though!