Thursday, July 28, 2011

Into the Psyche of An Equal Opportunity Lover

I have a new man crush.  Well, it's been fermenting for awhile now, but it's getting serious.  And I know you are thinking...isn't she a lesbian?...and you should know better.  You know I am just a lover of mankind and womankind in general.  But the odd thing is, with the exception of Heather, I rarely look a woman and think "mmm...I want a piece of that".  It does happen.  Like Michelle Rodriquez. Bless her little heart.   Or Jillian Michaels.  But for the most part, when I see a girl that I think is really hot, I am thinking "damn...I want to LOOK like that." 

And sometimes, more often than with my lady loves, I see a fine piece of sumpin like this:




Joe Manganiello from True Blood...and I think that if I were a single lady, I would track him down and beg for a piggy back ride.

All of this really stems from the fact that Eric, I mean Alexander Skarsgard just broke up with Kate Bosworth. 

First, no one told me they were dating.  Second...that means Eric, I mean Alex Skarsgard, likes tiny waifish women.  I have officially ended it with him.

Just thought I would keep you abreast of my latest delusions.

Happy Thursday.



24 comments:

  1. very yummy. In fact most of the True Blood cast is yummy. I could live there.

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  2. o my very very very yummy! I can see why you "liked" him!

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  3. I was liking Alex, but have switched to Team Joe. Plus, Eric's character this season is so pathetic.

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  4. I am in much agreement with the comment above me -- Eric has this uber-pathetic quality this season. I swear they styled his hair like a 9 y/o boy and gave him buck-ier teeth? Not sexy. I am fully on the Alcide train.

    (AND this all makes me crazy because I am an avid reader of the books, and the Eric-living-with-Sookie segment in the books is the sexiest-Eric segment! They're getting it so wrong!)

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  5. OMG I'm a total gold-star lesbian (never been with a guy) and I luurrrvveee me some Alcide. What a fine piece of wolf ass! I've always loved Eric too but Alcide's muscles get me every time. Yum!

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  6. After canceling cable last year, I'm way behind. Damn it! You beat me to this post! Just last night my husband and I were watching the second disc of the 3rd season when this hot wolf made his first appearance. My husband looked at me a little funny when I started foaming at the mouth.

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  7. I second that on the man crush. I'll have one too, please. Thanks.

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  8. Can you please put a disclaimer in your blog titles that I'll need a paper towel to clean the drool off of my keyboard? Kthanksbye.

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  9. I'm going to believe that they broke up because he is no longer into waifish... :) They are definitely both super hot.

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  10. I kept thinking I was going to resign up for Netflix during this recoup period but haven't for some reason .. and now I'm back adding to my to do list: sign up for Netflix. True Blood in queue.

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  11. Much obliged for the eye candy today!

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  12. Alcide and eric northman are the highlight of my week :)

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  13. Yes LAWD!! Alcide is man-candy!

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  14. OMG, the scene where Sookie is standing by the lake and Alcide and Erik are both naked. Pretty sure I ovulated at the very sight of it...

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  15. Way True... Eric is not as sexy as a "nice guy"... I think I may have a little of that Bad Boy thrill still. But Alcide... Wow! And Bill is badder this season and had somehow become sexy. He's not even the same boring unattractive character anymore.

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  16. Ok, I have no idea who any of these people are, but a beautiful body is a beautiful body and it must be drooled over appropriately. And, although I am a hetero chick, I wouldn't kick Halle Berry out of my bed. Just sayin'.

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  17. I just started the second season so I have yet to see Alcide on the show. I love me some Eric though, mmmhmmm. I was at the grocery store and saw the TV Guide with them on it and tried not to squeal like a teenager and show my hubs the real reason I watch the show...

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  18. As a "true-blooder" from Louisiana... I've read all the books and watched every show.. thank God for DVR... any-who.. i'm in total agreement with all of the above. I use to be on the Bill train, but i have jumped track and now riding the Alcide train all the way.

    My husband, being the Manly man he is, has confirmed with me that he is in dead currently the HOTTEST MAN/BEAST on tv.

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  19. Love it...and DITTO on the yumminess!

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  20. I <3 Alcide aka Joe (in real life). My friend gave me their latest interview with whatever magazine and I have the photos of him and Eric on my cubicle at work. Nice eye candy when I'm over the LTC claims stuff.

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  21. Nice pics-just the pic me up I needed!!!:)

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  22. Yes, Alcide is the finest thing since homemade bread, devils food cake with buttercream icing and ice cream all rolled into one. I just want to put him on a plate and sop him up with a biscuit!

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  23. You're gonna have to lay off cause Alcide's mine..you can have Joe though!! LOL

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