Why you little booger....

*this post is gross. But who else can I share it with if not you?


After my post yesterday about being tight, I sat down for lunch. This is what I had brought

It is quick, easy, kinda bland, and contrary to the picture, not super chunky. I figured I would be good to go. Well, I ate about 3 tablespoons, which included a few little chunks of chicken. And that was all she wrote folks! Something was stuck. I had started eating at 11am bc I had a training to go to at noon. For the next 2 hours or so, I went to the bathroom to "bring up" the slobber that was backing up. I had to keep walking out of the training. So finally, I whispered to my coworker that I was not coming back in the classroom until "I get this motherfu*(&^ up". I went to the bathroom, leaned over the pretty toilet, and after a few really bad dry heaves, something came out.

Now, I have mentioned before that when this happens to me, a good deal of what was in my throat comes out my nose. It is gross. So after I was done dealing with the porcelain god, I walked over to the paper towels to start blowing the rest of the food out my nose. I must not have been holding the paper towel correctly, bc I blew and everything shot on my chest. All of the rice I had eaten from the soup was now on my chest. And my first thought was "OH MY GOD! MAGGOTS!

Then I had to stop and say "No Amy, those arent maggots, that is rice". Have mercy. My mind. So that was gross but I felt better after that.

Later in the day I was sitting at my desk and I felt something in my nose. Thought it was a boogie/nose gremlin, bat in the cave. Nope. It was black bean. Sure enough. Good times.

So, at dinner time, I was fully resigned to just eating some mashed potatoes and green beans, but I decided to give a pork chop a go. I got about 3oz, cut it into pea sized bites...AND NO PROBLEM! I ate it all! So good. And put my mind at ease.