It's NOT. IT'S NOT LIKE A GIFT AT ALL OKAY?!
And for those of you who want to tell me...."It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change"...I dont want to hear it okay?
I have decided that LIFE is a DIET. If we can't eat whatever we want whenever we want, than it's a damn diet.
AND IT MAKES ME CRANKY!
There. I feel better. But only a little. Only if we are measuring in sparrow farts. Tiny. That's tiny dude.
Can you tell it's day three of my detox from crap? Or shall we call it "Food Freedom". Oh how I miss thee Food Freedom. I havent had a drop of pop (soda if you insist on saying it wrong) since 11:59pm of the year 2011. I was thinking I would get through the withdrawal headaches, but they showed up last night. Bastards. And I ate 3/4 of an apple today because I read that apples are better than coffee at waking you up...and I don't drink coffee, so I cannot accurately compare, but I know they aren't as good as a nice cold can of POP!
This morning for breakfast I had half an Atkins bar and a cup of 2% milk. Then for a mid-morning snack I had some pear pieces in lite juice and my vitamins. After which, I took a big swig of water and then threw all that up. Awesome.
For lunch I had some peanut butter and mr. apple, and a soup to go.
tonight for dinner I will be enjoy an all beef frank, on one half a wheat bun, smothered in my chili with spicy mustard and cheese. Now that's tasty.
Full of sodium you say?
I say suck it.
Well. Only a little.