Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Today I Am Grumpy.

It all really started last night.  Heather wanted a snack after dinner.  And we were all out of her pudding I usually make her.  So I said "you can have that Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich in the fridge" (it was the last one.  The last one that I had been dreaming about all day).

I DIDNT THINK SHE WOULD ACTUALLY EAT IT! (and granted, she asked me about 8 times if I was SURE I didnt want it)

So she did eat it.  And then afterwards said ,"That was not good.  It tasted like dirt".

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?  I GAVE YOU A PIECE OF FROZEN ORGASM AND YOU DIDNT EVEN ENJOY IT?!?!

Of course, I didnt say this out loud...but from there on...it was down hill.  I hated the dogs, I hated the tv, I still hated my ass.

I actually slept okay though...but then woke up hostile.

And it has continued. 

SUCK IT WEDNESDAY!  EAT ME.

Anyways, working the plan still.  Circuit yesterday with an appetizer of a mile on the treadmill.  Bootcamp this morning.  Circuit in the morning tomorrow, and then a run sometime before Monday.  Still not drinking my calories.  Still drinking my water.  Trying to eat a "clean" as possible.  Little by little.

But don't be confused...this has not bolstered my spirits. 

NO.

I HATE KITTENS...AND SUNSHINE...AND SWEET OLD PEOPLE.

the end.

8 comments:

  1. hahah... you are hilarious and i love it! i do the exact same thing - say no a million times and then hate my fiancee for eating it!

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  2. Do you hate cute little bunnies too? How about sweet little lambs? Meanie LBG is eating a cute little lamb for dinner tonight. Maybe she can make you one. lmao
    By they way - you are cute as hell & and funny when you are grumpy. You're McGrumpy.

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  3. Old people aren't sweet. They just use their age as an excuse to be mean and grumpy to people.


    Hmmm...perhaps I'm grumpty today as well :)

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  4. even when you are grumpy you can crack me up!

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  5. go get you a box of skinny cow and eat 2! You deserve it.

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  6. Sorry, I'm with Heather! Eat real ice cream! Just less of it. You will be a happy camper indeed. :)

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  7. Skinny Cow is totally yum... and If you're like me, you can't just eat regular ice cream and just eat a little bit.... Totally not possible.

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  8. i found your blog earlier this week and have been reading from the beginning - i'm up to February 2010 and i love it! you are amazing! i love your humor, your attitude, your love of sunkist. you should be very proud of all your hard work and what you have accomplished, thank you for sharing your experience, you are truly beautiful!

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