Hot Yoga

I am PUMPED for some Hot Yoga tonight.  Do you remember years ago when I went to yoga with Mother Earth as the instructor?  I loved it.

So I am making Heather go tonight.  She is not really thrilled by the idea bc...come here...this is just going to be a little secret between you and me and the rest of the 797 readers...

Heather doesn't stretch.  And do you know what happens when you don't stretch and lift like a beast?  You get tight.  In other words, she not so flexible.  And Heather doesn't like not being awesome at something "athletic".  It will be good for her ego.  Because I have also found that people who think yoga "can't be that hard" have never taken a yoga class.  Anyways, she already has her pouty pants on. 

I will keep you posted.

A couple of other things I need to tell you about.

First, my neck/shoulder/upper back pain is still present.  I have decided that I am just old and will forever ache.  Then end.

This weekend I ate 2 hamburgers.  One on Friday, and one of Sunday.  I ate them...bun and all.  And sweet mother of beef and bands, they were good.  In fact, I ate them in under 10 minutes.  Can you believe it?  Did the band gate open up?  I dunno.  And it's kinda scary that I know I can.

Thank goodness I turned over a healthier leaf...or I would probably be eating one right now.