Do You Ever...? Me Neither

• Do you ever get stuck and find that when you fart...it eases the pain just a little? No? Me neither.
• Do you ever look at your hand held shower head and think of the possibilities? No? Me neither.
• Do you ever imagine that the button in your car for your hazard lights is really a button that once pushed, launches a missile from under your car, blowing up the car in front of you? No? Me neither.
• Does Martha Stewart ever make you feel like your a domestic failure because you don't know how to use a jig saw to make a relief portrait of an owl on your pumpkin? No? Me neither.
• Do you ever hate wearing a thong for the simple fact that you must be a meticulous wiper? No? Me neither.
• Do you still fear that a good nostril clearing sneeze might also clear your bladder? Just a wee bit? No? Me neither.
• Do you ever just feel like standing on a table in the middle of your office with a sign that says UNION...just like Norma Ray? No? Me neither.
• Do you ever have a naughty dream and wake up so horny, that you want to sit on your partners face without even waking them up? No? Me neither.
• Do you ever think you should have more boundaries in what you post about on your blog? No? Me neither!