For those of you who are on Facebook with me, you know that I went tubing this weekend and bought a waterproof disposable camera. Oh, we took tons of pictures. I am sure they were fabulous. I was going to litter this blog post with said pictures.
The Target brand waterproof camera is anything BUT WATERPROOF. Walgreens called to tell me that moisture must have gotten in and none of the pictures came out.
DO NOT TELL A PREMENSTRUAL WOMAN WHO IS OBSESSED WITH PICTURES OF HERSELF THAT THERE ARE NO PICTURES!
I didn't cry. But only because Heather promised me that we would go tubing again and pretend it's the first time and take more pictures.
But here in Florida they have these freshwater "rivers" and you just lay on a tube as you float downstream for hours. It was perfect. At one sandbar they have a ropeswing tied to a tree. All of the drunk men were doing it...so I figured I would too. Now we all know my first thought was, "Shitballs, I sure hope I dont snap that tree in half"... but then my second thought was that a majority of the guys doing it actually weighed more than me.
So I climbed up the embankment, climbed up the tree, grabbed the rope, made sure my girlfriend was watching, and let 'er rip.
My arms didnt give out. I didn't die. It was awesome. So I went back and did it over and over.
I also went clothes shopping this weekend. My wardrobe was in a sad state ladies and gentlemen. I haven't gone shopping for work clothes in a long time...and I was down to my pencil skirt and one pair of pants. Well, slap my ass and call me Cher, I bought A LOT of clothes.
Here's what you should know.
I bought several size 12's. And one pair of size 10 work pants! WHHAAAT?
The heels I bought were 7.5's. No wide width. Just normal 7.5's. Funny considering I used to wear a 9 wide.
But do you know what? I have a little fear that the size 12's I just bought aren't going to fit for very long.
Now stop eyerolling. I am not saying because I am losing weight fast (bc I am not), but because they fit just right at this very moment...almost on the verge of being a tad loose. And I don't know how much weight it takes to drop a size...when you are this size. You know what I mean? When I was a size 26, I lost 40 pounds before my clothes were too big. Now I think I could drop a size in 10 pounds. Is that right? Catherine? Nicole? Angie? Those of you who have been here?
Speaking about weight loss...I am holding right now at 171.
One pound away from my goal that I set 18 months ago.
After a mini-Oreo bender last week, I am doing better this week.
Happy Tuesday lovies!