"Hello, my name is Amy...and I have problems"
you guys "Hi Amy".
We teach a lot of classes where I work. We have a goody cabinet of snacks we put out for these classes. It has some tasty stuff in it, but usually nothing really horrible. However, for my hell class I had to teach on Saturday, we bought Otis Spunkmeyer muffins. You know those big muffins that once you eat them you feel ill? Well, I went back to the cabinet to get a 100 calorie pack snack. It's 2:00pm and I had a banana for breakfast and half a yogurt for lunch (I didnt like the taste)...
There was the muffin. Staring at me. I held it in my hand. Yes. No. Yes. No. I ripped the package open and took a bite.
Now here is where we take a turn for Sad Girl Village. I snuck my muffin into the bathroom, locked the bathroom stall, and started eating it! About halfway through my Shame Muffin...my band started to work. It wasnt stuck. But it was uncomfortable. I stared at my half eaten muffin. Okay...you won Muffin Man. I wrapped the uneaten portion in a paper towel and threw it away.
Shame Shame Shame on Me.