So, these are my goal shorts for working out. Sorry the picture is so tiny. They are Nike shorts. And I want this style. But...I fear that when I am finally that size...my crotch will try to eat them.
Do you guys know what I am talking about? When your crotch eats your shorts? It's like the rubbing of your thighs causes the fabric to rise up into your most precious bits. Sometimes you see it in fluffier girls from behind. I dread it. This is why I wear capris to work out. But perhaps someday I will fit into these little guys!
LOL... OMG Amy - how funny! I always thought about it as my THIGHS eating them, but yes - I do know what you mean. I can't wait to not worry about that!
ReplyDeleteyou crack me up. I haven't worn shorts in years...I don't think I have nice legs, regardless of my size...28 or 8, my legs still suck. I will do capris and almost died when I fit into a Large the other day!
ReplyDeleteI totally know what you're talking about and cracked up and hurt my incision when I read that!!! I can't even wear shorter shorts in the general summer because my thighs chafe, how nasty is that!? I don't even have really huge thighs!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, chaffing (chafing?) is a b-iatch. I like to wear dresses and do you know what helps me when i do? SPANX shorts. lovely. And if I cant wear spanx, Vagisil makes this anti-chafe cream that is pretty cool but you have to reapply a lot! Aw...happy moments :)
ReplyDeleteIn due time none of us will have to worry about that at all, I hope! :) Then I'll come see you in Florida and we'll go walk down the beach in SHORT SHORTS!
ReplyDeleteWe shall skip down the beach together and laugh at the day when short shorts gravitated towards our crotch!
ReplyDeleteHey there missy. I posted an answer to you on my blog regarding going through the wls.
ReplyDeleteHahaha you'll definitely get there. And you'll get into the dress Catherine is sending me and more - I def have a few things for you.
ReplyDeleteBTW - Your new profile picture is hilarious! I LOL'd.
I'm the movie girl, so sometimes everything reminds me of movies. THE WEATHER MAN with Nic Cage has a moment in it where his grade school daughter (who is overweight) tells him that the kids at school tease her and call her "Camel Toe" and he gets mad at his ex-wife for always just letting her wear stretch pants. He's totally clueless about how to solve things and then comes up with the brilliant idea of taking her to the city to shop in fancy stores and buying her a lot of really pretty dresses. I loved how it made the little girl (even though I knew she was an actress) light up and twirl and feel pretty.
ReplyDelete(I realized that my name on Blogger sounds cruel but it's a shortened version of the name of a movie column I used to write for my friend's web site. "Neglected Foster Child of Hollywood." I think it just wouldn't fit here.)
http://www.matchflick.com/column/1501 (That's one of my "funnier" columns about the horror genre)
http://www.matchflick.com/column/1446 (This one I tried to make semi-educational - it's about bombshells in Hollywood.)