Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Greazed Up Like A Little Piggie

*I do realize I said greazed*



I got naked for the massage. Since when do I care about being nude? Although if I would have known my ass would have basically been the main event I would have shaved the damn thing!



So many of you have clearly had a massage before. Seeing how I was a massage virgin, she went gentle on me. It wasn't exactly what I expected. I was thinking more kneading and more muscle work, instead it was more like heavy petting and touching. If I did it again, I would ask for it a little rougher. Once I turned over onto my back...that was it.



Night Night Go To Sleep.



I dozed off and slept for about 20 minutes. She could have gone to McD's for a big mac for all I know.



Getting a massage wouldnt have been something I would have done before. I would have been to concerned about the amount of fat on my body and what they thought about touching me. However, my hair dresser is also a former masseuse and I asked her if she thought negative if you were fat...or hairy...etc. She said "hell no". She said that any good masseuse knows how to move the fat right out of the way...and that they are only paying attention to the work at hand....haha...that's kinda a pun!



I was afraid that I was going to fart the entire time. Apparently organic black bean soup for lunch the day of a massage was not the best thinking! Let's just hope that during nappy time I didnt let one go.



She also asked me if I wanted the table heat on. I said no. After 30 minutes, when it was time to flip over and my nipples were harder than limestone, I wanted to say "Turn the heat on", but I fell asleep.



Kim asked me in my last post what exactly is my relationship with Tracey right now. Great question. I suppose you could say we are broke up. But we still see each other and love each other. I have moved to my sisters for space, but still go out to eat with him or shopping. For example, we are doing dinner and shopping tomorrow night, the wedding together on Saturday, and maybe the pool on Sunday. While I am staying at my sister, all of my stuff is still at our house (minus my clothes). It's a hot mess for sure. But, we are making our own rules. One day at a time. Such is life it seems. Such is life.



This morning I snapped a little photo with my iphone. I wanted to share my bicep with you. I like to touch it when I am driving, and find myself caressing it absentmindedly.


Please ignore the batwing that accompanies it.

Love ya!

41 comments:

  1. I need to know what youa re doing to get the toning in your arms like that. Please share!! Glad you enjoyed the massage. I've never had one before. Maybe I should indulge once I hit my next major goal?

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  2. Limestone even? Wow! Hahaha!!!

    Your arms look super!!!! Yes, you must share your secrets.

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  3. You're arm is scary cool. Whoa.

    Thanks for the details on the Tracey situation. I was trying to figure out what it was, exactly. That does sound like a hot mess, but whatever works for you two.

    Best of luck figuring it out . . .

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  4. You look so flippin amazing Amy. Seriously...you are not only a skinny girl, but you have an AMAZING body. xoxo

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  5. Wow!! That's all I can say. Wow!!

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  6. Looking AWESOME!!! Glad you enjoyed the massage. I hate it when I totally zonk out during them though. . it's better if you're kind of floating in between being awake and falling asleep for part of the time!

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  7. So many reasons why I love this post, and most of them have to do with the many times I have worried about farting whilst sleeping through a massage.

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  8. Naked is the way to go, I think! I have had several and I used to get so anxious right at the beginning about all my fat. They are always skinny, healthy people, ya know! I eventually come down and know that they must have had someone worse than me at point in their career! That seems to help! I have not gotten one in a very long time, wonder if it would be a different experience for me now...

    You really are the most amazing person I don't know! Thanks for taking us to the gun show! <3

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  9. You should start selling tickets to that gun show! LOL

    But seriously, you look great.

    Make your own rules--it works better that way.

    Love you! XOXO

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  10. You looking GOOD girl!! Gas in the massage room. OMG! To funny

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  11. You look AMAZING! Would you be able/willing to share what you eat on a daily basis? I am newly banded and am struggling. What type of exercise do you do and how often? I know you do Zumba but anything else? You are so inspirational! I love reading your blog. Thank you!

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  12. You look FABULOUS!!! So jealous of your toned arms!! I aspire to be like you one day hot stuff!!!

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  13. Yee Haww! Look at those abs and arms!!!!! You look fantastic!

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  14. Did she touch your lady junk? I've never had a massage...I didn't know they even did your front. Weird.

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  15. One time I had a maseusse that started talking to me about my fat...then tried to convert me to veganism...while I was getting the massage!! lol.

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  16. WTF?! Your stomach....its TINY! You have like no loose skin. Bitch. ;)

    I touch my arms all the time too when I'm driving. It's a weird fascination!

    xoxox <3 You!

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  17. WOW! You look stinking AMAZING! So skinny, and toned!

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  18. 'Eff the arms look at your damn FLAT stomach!!!! You are amazing!

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  19. making your own rules rocks :-)
    you look so friggin awesome that if i wasn't worried something would happen to my band i'd barf lol
    oh and everytime i drive i do so with my left hand on my right bicep flexing the whole time lol
    i also like to feel myself up and discover new bumps only to realize that i am touching BONES!!

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  20. You look ridiculously awesome AMY!!!!!! Good for you! You're arms looks great and so does that tummy!!! :)

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  21. WOW!!! You truly are an inspiration! For a minute I considered gastric bypass. Then I found you and another lap bander that have lost all that weight & I realized that it could be done. I really admire you! Thanx for sharing all of your journey with us.

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  22. Your arms?!?!?! WORD!

    (and hugs - glad you seem to be doing alright)

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  23. You look so good! I know that you aren't fishing for compliments but holy crap woman!!

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  24. feeling and caressing your GUNS is normal...If your in the right mood you might even Kiss your guns..They are great and they deserve what ever attention you can give them...only after attention and a lot of loving will they grow and get bigger...

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  25. Holy Moly look at you! You are JACKED and look at that SKINNY tummy!!

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  26. You look so toned and tanned and buff. Thanks for the update on Tracey...can I ask does that mean it's over over??

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  27. im sad you will not be at Zumba... :oP
    BUT YOU LOOK AMAZING AS USUAL!!! LOVE YA!

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  28. Any ladies reading this who are worried about being judged by masseuses: try a Thai massage. 90% of the time you're getting a majorly awesome massage by someone who could be your grandma. It makes it a little easier. They're sweet as pie but could probably break you in two if they wanted to! (Kinda like how Amy looks with those guns!) Plus, they're usually cheap and they stretch you afterwards!

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  29. I hope I look as good as you! I worry about what my body will be like after I lose, but you make me feel SOOOO much better.

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  30. The bicep is fine...ok, better thanfine, but holy shit...look at that waist.
    You look amazing, mama!

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  31. Dang your bicep looks great. What on Earth are you doing to tone so well?

    I'll have to remember your thoughts on the massage if I ever decide to get one. I would want deeper muscle massage too.

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  32. Hi! I'm new to your blog, but I look forward to coming back and hearing your updates! Your massage story was pretty funny! I remember the first time I got a massage...I was so paranoid that I didn't really relax at all!! The second time I had a massage I asked the dude to massage harder, and OY!! It was hard! Divine, but HARD!

    Your bicep rocks!!!

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  33. i like your arm, but i was more focused on your stomach. i sure hope mine looks something similiar to yours one day!

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  34. you look fantastic!!! i don't know if you talked about this in previous posts but....i noticed you don't really have saggy skin. i mean considering how much weight you lost you look tight and right. did you have a tummy tuck or is that natural?

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  35. That is an awesome bicep and I would gladly take your baby batwing if it meant I could lose my flying squirrel flaps!

    Good luck with the wedding this weekend! Can't wait to see pics of the black and red silk roses!

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  36. Holy shit. I was focused on the awesome middle, but the guns look good too!

    Glad you went naked! The only way to fly -- I think of it sort of like going to the doctor. They've seen it all right?

    I agree with whoever it was that said please post what you eat every day. I am totally stuck and have not seen anything near 180 lately! You have this band shit down!!!!!

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  37. Ahh I've been slack in keeping up on your blog! Sorry to hear about you and Tracey - hope you work things out.

    I had a laugh about the massage. I had my very first one on my honeymoon - told them not to do my front side though! I've never had one because I don't like to be touched really! Except for hubby of course - also I can't stand pain so a hard massage is out of the question. I can handle reflexology on my feet or a facial though! I didn't hate the full body one I had but I don't know I'd be rushing out for another.

    Love the bicep!

    Em :)

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  38. OW! HOT MAMA!! Purrrrrr.....

    You are BEAUTIFUL!!! You're arms make me think Angela Basset. FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!

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  39. Ok... I'm surprised that not one person mentioned how amazing you look... LOL. Just every frickin' person. Please share your exercise details for us newbies... We would all love to look like you do someday! *Maria*-blogger from "This one time at "Band" Camp..."

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  40. Holy you hot chick... You are looking fantabulous...

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