Good morning from bright and sunny Florida! Land of pelicans, sandy white beaches, and oil spills. The oil comes and goes (I will never understand how), and I actually went in the Gulf for a quick dip this weekend. It looked clean....so I decided to ignore the signs that said "WARNING!!! IF YOU GET IN THE WATER YOU WILL BECOME A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE".
So, I may have a third nipple growing in my armpit or something, but HEY! I live on the edge.
Saturday I went home with Heather to boat and play hillbilly. I love Heather's family to death and always have an amazing time when we go visit. She is from the country and it reminds me of home. We were going to help her cousin build a barn, but we went out on the water instead.
Things I have learned while visiting Defuniak Springs:
How to chew tobacco. Yes...I actually put it in my mouth. I will never do it again. It was peer pressure. It was apple flavored and literally just a little baby pinch.
How to throw a casting net to catch mullet. Do you know what mullet is? A fish of some sort. I don't EAT fish of ANY sort (are you thinking of a lesbian joke? You are aren't you?), but it was still fun to try and lasso one.
How to shoot a gun. You saw that already.
I have had boiled peanuts and pickled eggs. Boiled peanuts are SOOO good...pickled eggs are kinda yucky.
How to hang on for dear life when mudding on a four wheeler.
How letting a 5 year old drive the four wheeler is never a good idea.
So there you have it. Life lessons one can learn at 30.
hugs and kisses my little love bunnies! Hugs and kisses.