So yesterday, Nicole told me go to Kohl's to look for pants. And while it is on the other side of town, and I have to navigate the horrible traffic of Pensacola to find this oasis called Kohls....I went. And I picked up every style of 16 dress slacks there were. Petite, Short, Average, different styles, belts, not belts, tummy panels, air conditioned, leather...
Not really on the last two...joshing ya!
And into the dressing room I went. Good news is...they fit. Bad news is...they didn't fit my thighs. But close, oh so close. At about the time I was trying on pair 549, I decided I needed someone in the dressing room with me. SOMEBODY! I didn't know if I was hallucinating at that point and perhaps they weren't as tight on my thighs. But whatevs. I did finally find a pair. A wee long, and already slightly gappy in the waist.
Have you ever just had one of those days when you were shopping and you couldn't decide whether to buy or not to buy? Like I just kept carrying the pants around. Yes, no, yes, no. Do I have the money. No...I am not buying them. I hang them up...make it 5 feet and then go back and get them. I wanted to slam my head against something. Finally I just said *insert horrible unlady like word here* and marched to the cashier. My head hurt.
I am wearing them today though. They fit my thighs. I will have the waist taken in in a couple of weeks. The end.
OOOH! But do you guys remember the powerpanties I showed you in a vlog last May? You don't? Your world doesn't revolve around my underwear!? (note to self Amy...work on self-importance). Anywhoozle, they were a size 22/24 and are gone bye-bye now...and I really need some powerpanties of some sort to where under my dresses. I found the coolest thing at Kohls that I will either vlog in or take a picture of! The best way I can describe it is...it's a powerpanty, slip, skirt, girdle thing...
yeah. I will work on the visual.