Monday, January 26, 2009

The Last Night

My TO DO list for the evening looks a little something like this:

1. Pack. I am taking my Eeyore pj pants my mom bought me for Christmas. I usually don't believe in adults wearing cartoon characters, but it was A) from my mom and B) they are SO comfy. Thank you Walmart. I am also taking a tank top and sports bra. They said sports bra...but I actually think its harder to get on than my regular bra...but whatever. And then all then normal toiletry stuff. I am also taking my laptop and camera so I can update from the hospital!

2. Shave. I think I will do a Level 3 shave tonight since I will be getting a catheter! See the shaving levels below.
  • Level 1: This shave is can also be referred to as the "capri" shave. It's when I only need to shave up to my knee.
  • Level 2: Swimsuit shave. Total Leg, armpits, bikini line, etc.
  • Level 3: Sex Shave. This is the whole body. Well...practically. Think Brazil. wink wink

3. Pluck Eyebrows.

4. Pluck Face. About 8 years ago I noticed a few hairs on my chin. It's gotten worse. I am still rather mortified about it...bc I'm not an old lady. However, I asked my dermatologist about it and she said there is a correlation between being overweight and facial hair. Hormones or something. This is one of the things I hope decreases as I lose weight Otherwise I better start saving up for laser.

5. Slow dance with Tracey. On our feet and otherwise :) I don't know how long I will be out of commission.

6. Clean the litter box.

7. Drink butt loads of water. Or should I say bladder loads. hahahaha...This way they can find my vein tomorrow.

I have my surgery tomorrow at 9:45. There is one lady before me. Juanita. I met her in my classes. I told her not to give him any trouble on the table. My surgery should last an hour. I will go home the next day. And be back to work on Monday!

3 comments:

  1. Good Luck today! Oh, and you may need to rethink that "work on Monday" thing. If you can take off a week, it is advisable. Or at least work half-days. You really need the time to rest.

    Cindy

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  2. Are you really going to work tomorrow?! I have to drop the little ones off at preschool and it is giving hives...Although, it gave me good reason to kick my three day Percocet habit. Good luck! :)

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  3. LOL, yes ma'am I am back at work. My pain meds ran out on Saturday booo booo hooo :( SO i bought Liquid Tylenol-Cherry (that's all they had) BARF. Its bad and doesnt do jack!

    But I am okay. Except I am starving.

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