no one is paying attention to me at the finish line. I didn't let it stop me.
I apologize for the delay in posting the results from our 15k race on Saturday. I know that many of you probably lost sleep and even possibly called in to work on Monday because you were waiting on pins and needles to find out if I beat my time from last year. It is with great sadness that I tell you that...I am now in fact in worse shape than one year ago. OKAY. FINE. I don't know if that is totally true, but last years time was 1:33 (one hour, thirty three minutes), and this years time was 1:45. Droopy balls that is not good. But, in my defense, I did have to stop at the porta-potty at mile 6 and there were just 4 people in front of me...three of them dudes...so I thought it would go really quick but I swear, hand to 7pound toddler Jesus, that these men all took poops in that porta-potty and thus...I lost at least 5 minutes of precious time. Oh well. Such is life.
Heather totally killed it and just gets better with age...like a fine lesbian wine.
Our mean mugAnd yes. Rachel and I found our Monte Cristos and ate those little suckers up. It was delicious...and oh so wrong that it had to be right.
ham wallets with a side of fries
And it's a damn good thing we did finally eat, because earlier, when we were standing in the beer line...I looked down and saw this little guy laying on the pavement.
Watching Heather blabber to a friend...while I am waiting for a couple's post race picture.
Well then Higgie (blue shirt), decided to buy us shots. And I am not a grown up shot taker. Let's take a look.
Yeah. I loves shots.
Just kidding. Let me hold my nose.
Higgie and Rachel already consumed theirs....
I put all of mine in my mouth, but it was too much liquid. I have a band for Godssake...so I spit it all back in my cup...and on myself.
Stop laughing at me. Heather was telling me that I had to drink my spit shot.
So I did. Me no likey.
Well that pretty much sums it up. Besides the fact that I am apparently regressing in my running, it was a wonderful day.
Happy Tuesday friendsters!