Last week I had a genius idea. I want to start a body building competition for women who have weight loss surgery. Of course, I am going to have to have some sponsors. Possibly Spanx? I know it can happen by the looks of the SWAG bags from BOOBS 2.0. (and btw, I am totally going to BOOBS 3.0)
Anywhoozle, this is what I was thinking.
Last Sunday, I was eye-f*&*king myself in my bedroom mirrors, and in a moment of high self-esteem I thought...hey...not so bad for someone who has lost 300 pounds.
Okay fine, 160.
So then I thought that I will never be able to compete in a real body building competition bc there is the loose skin that ain't going anywhere...and the cellulite. Those things stick around like stalkers that hide in your front bushes.
But I could compete against OTHER weight loss patients.
Here are the rules so far:
1. You will be placed in brackets by how much weight you have lost.
2. You cannot have had any plastic surgery.
I KNOW! This disqualifies some of you. Not to worry. You can be the judges! And who doesn't love judging people when there are actual prizes involved. And yes, if I ever get my boobs lifted I will keep the no plastic surgery rule...
with the exception of boob lifts.