Weight Loss Surgery Body Building Competition

Last week I had a genius idea.  I want to start a body building competition for women who have weight loss surgery.  Of course, I am going to have to have some sponsors.  Possibly Spanx?  I know it can happen by the looks of the SWAG bags from BOOBS 2.0.  (and btw, I am totally going to BOOBS 3.0)

Anywhoozle, this is what I was thinking.

Last Sunday, I was eye-f*&*king myself in my bedroom mirrors, and in a moment of high self-esteem I thought...hey...not so bad for someone who has lost 300 pounds.

Okay fine, 160.

Whatever. Numbers

So then I thought that I will never be able to compete in a real body building competition bc there is the loose skin that ain't going anywhere...and the cellulite.  Those things stick around like stalkers that hide in your front bushes. 

But I could compete against OTHER weight loss patients.

Here are the rules so far:

1.  You will be placed in brackets by how much weight you have lost.
2.  You cannot have had any plastic surgery.

I KNOW!  This disqualifies some of you.  Not to worry.  You can be the judges!  And who doesn't love judging people when there are actual prizes involved.  And yes, if I ever get my  boobs lifted I will keep the no plastic surgery rule...

with the exception of boob lifts.

hahha...

no.

for real.