I drank a bottle of Sunkist.
Just walked into work, popped my money in the machine, grabbed that damn thing and chugged it. It wasn't until I got to the very bottom of that beautiful bottle that I realized what I had done.
My first thought was...HOW AM I GOING TO TELL MY BLOG BUDDIES!
I started to panic. Cold sweat. Hyperventilating.
Then I woke up!
It was just a dream! Or a nightmare.
It still made me feel dirty. I took a shower immediately.
Soldiering on my peeps. Soldiering on!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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LMAO! I was totally ready to give you the whole "don't beat you up" speech.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I was screaming...NOOOOOOO!! In my head.
ReplyDeleteNoooooo!! was my first thought as well. Glad it was just a horrible dream. Keep fighting the good fight.
ReplyDeleteYou cheeky devil.. LOL..
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, you ARE sneaky. Glad it was just a dream!
ReplyDeleteLOL you got me good. I was like OH NOOOOOO NOT THE SUNKIST!! You little devil, you.
ReplyDeleteYou are SUCH a tease! Sassy girl.
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeletei had a nightmare about cheese fries last night
not that i ate them that they were chasing me
at least you werent drowning in sunkist when that dream comes i think we both need to see a shrink hahahaha
well mayeb i need to see one now about the damn fries lmao
Ha! For a brief moment you made me feel better about my chicken biscuit ;)
ReplyDeletehehehe oh Amy what a dream - I wish I could give up Diet Coke - I know there are not many calories but I still believe it is very bad for my body but I am so damn addicted to it
ReplyDeleteYou are so hilarious! stay stong and JUST SAY NO
ReplyDeletehttp://betterbanded.blogspot.com/
That's damn funny.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!! love it!
ReplyDeleteI've had that experience - when I was on my pre-op diet I'd dream I was eating everything in sight and that my surgeon would refuse the op.
ReplyDeleteI would wake up soooo relieved that I hadn't blown it :-)
That is almost a pornographic dream Amy! Wow... Sunkist = porno... who knew!?!?!? Glad it was just a dream... keep on keeping on that wagon!!!
ReplyDeletehehehe. Can't tell you how many chocolate dreams I had in January!
ReplyDeleteLMAO - You're too much!
ReplyDeleteHi Amy, I just wanted to say, I'm a new follower of yours and I think your blog is just great. You have so much to say and you truely are an inpiration. Congratulations on your success. You look great!
ReplyDelete-Ashli
I tell you what. This week I have eaten a few things that I wish I had dreamed! Funny girl.
ReplyDeleteToo funny helps give me some strength to conquer my addiction which is movie popcorn,... LOVE LOVE LOVE it.. Yummy.. HELP ME LOL
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You're a crazy women!
ReplyDeleteIf I was a good blog buddy I would go all out in solidarity and give up champagne - but that'd just be stoopid. Next time can you dream about Rob Pattinson or George Clooney or something - sunkist doesnt do it for me.
ReplyDeleteIt is just the evilness of the drink (and perhaps the company missing the extra money) that has it sneaking into your dreams...ignore it ...you have come to far...LOL
ReplyDeleteI found a GREAT photo that I'm getting ready to post on a blog and it reminded me of YOU! It's gonna make you pee your pants! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a nightmare!
ReplyDeleteGlad you love the pants, aren't they awesome??? I can't remember when, but they do go on sale. I'm wearing my Ls right now!
My nightmare the other night was that I was taking doctorate classes, and realized in the dream that I hadn't been to class in over a week. I had completely forgotten about it and missed tests and everything!! I felt awful. So glad to wake up and find out it wasn't real. But I do wonder what the underlying issue was that my brain was trying to tell me.
ReplyDeleteBAAAHAHAHAHA!!! your to funny!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the new swim suit!!! You can work it girl!!! Not me! Maybe someday but my belly is my worst area! lol! keep it up hun!!!!
Heidi~