For the blog:
To entertain and educate through honesty and humor, mistakes and triumphs, and self professed bits of wisdom.
Watchu think? Not funny enough? Grammatically incorrect? I wanted it to be short enough that it summed it all up and that I could memorize it. I mean, if you can't recite your own mission statement then WHAT on Earth can you do.
Here are some of my early contenders that didn't make the cut...although they would make good motto's instead of missions:
Everything is better with sequins.
When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund and buy a Diet Sunkist instead.
Everything is better with Cheddar.
Hot people workout.
Just do it. (I think someone else has this one trademarked)
Sometimes saying things that other people have the common decency to keep inside can take you along way. Boundaries are for sissies.
In all honesty...the last one is kinda my favorite...and while it is full of panache, I think it may lack a little professionalism.
In other news, I drank too much Tropical Smoothie and I feel ill.
Carry on soliders! Carry on.