Do you remember in elementary school when you made the volcano or blew up a balloon by mixing vinegar and baking soda? You know...the chemical reaction thingamajig? Well it happened to me...this morning...in my car...in my very own body.
I did something bad. I stopped on the way in to work to buy a birthday card, and bc I wanted it...I bought a damn Sunkist AND a pumpkin shaped peanut butter cup. OKAY!? (are you looking at your computer, shaking your head and judging me?) Amy bad. I know. But don't worry my friends, Karma slapped me upside the head again.
I was eating my peanut butter piece of Heaven and I noticed that it felt like it wasnt going down. Weird I thought to myself, bc candy doesnt usually give me a problem. So I ate it and then took a swig of my Sunkist. I barely made it the two blocks to the parking space in front of our building. I opened the car door, leaned out, and out it can from my mouth....BUT THEN....Wait for it....Waaaaaittt for it....
The baking soda-vinegar-esq reaction started. Orange foam, flavored with the faint memory of chocolate and peanut butter started pouring out of my nose. I was sitting upright by this point staring at my coworker who had just walked out of the building...with this foam pouring out my nose. It wouldnt stop. Seriously, it reminded me of those big hoses that shoot foam out in clubs during Spring Break. I had no handy napkin. Women should still carry a hanky I have decided. Anyways...it got all over my shirt, my jeans, my ego. It was gross.
I decided no more Sunkist for me....starting tomorrow!