Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of masturbating? Me Neither. *
Have you ever grabbed the towel bar while you are weighing yourself, to ever so briefly see a fictional, although happy number much lighter than your true weight? Me Neither.
While playing the "grab the towel bar to see my 'moon weight' game", have you ever accidentally pulled the towel bar out of the wall, only to then have to spend $25 at Lowes to fix the problem? Me Neither.
*let us just say that in fact this did happen, in my defense, it was early in the morning and I woke up and decided...why not...and then half way through...I must have fallen asleep on myself...sigh. At least my hand was still in the same place.**
**I hope my dad isnt reading this one...but just in case...HI AL!