Tuesday, September 20, 2011

I used to have Gun-gas

I know I blog a lot about my little itty bitty titties.  I know.  I KNOW.  I will be honest with you that it has become my obsession.  Not so much the size, although I am often amazed at how tiny they are these days, but I am ashamed of how much they sag.  I call them my little aborigine titties.  Which I am sure is politically incorrect, but they are very National Geographic.  And Heather says she loves the little guys (and who wouldn't because you can move them just about anywhere).  But...it's about time to get a plastic surgery consult for a lift.  I dont care or need them to be bigger.  I just want them away from my belly button.

When I wear certain sports bras, they are almost none existant.

Exhibit A:

I would like to share with you my new shirt courtesy of Heather. 
I love it.  I am wearing it to Zumba in just few minutes.  If you look close enough, you can actually see my port baby.  Its that thing sticking out from below the swoosh.

It's my one ab.

Happy Tuesday!


13 comments:

  1. I am cracking up at the National Geographic comment, too funny!

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  2. Lordy, do I know all about the haggard boobies. I had my first mammogram last month and they already laid perfectly pancake flat without any squishing. I guess that's a bonus?!?!

    My ps quoted me $6000 for a lift. Imma do it.

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  3. I plan plastics once I get to goal. Yup, I am not going through all this effort to have saggy tatas.
    OMG, you really can see your port through the t-shirt. You are thin & look good.

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  4. Don't make me show you MY Nat. Geo's!

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  5. I'm also a member of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee! They weren't big to begin with but like you said, they're almost not there any more now that there's no fat in there!
    You look great in the sports bra by the way!

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  6. I love the shirt... It says it all.

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  7. I am fairly well endowed, but my boobs have had the shit beaten out of them by breast feeding and will NEVAH be the same. Bras are my friend...

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  8. You are by far the funniest blog to read!

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  9. I didn't even notice your tiny ta-tas...I was looking at how great your abs look in the sports bra. You rock!

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  10. I'm only 23 and my boobs are sagging. It's really sad!

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  11. My boobs are just terrible! Like tennis balls in tube socks. Love the shirt!

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