tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post6960025259300052312..comments2024-03-01T06:21:31.345-06:00Comments on Once Upon A Time...In the Land of Cheese and Sunkist: Shocking Revelations and Bandsters DemiseAmy W.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15765516850913923317noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-49234670896982269762010-04-16T08:47:26.789-05:002010-04-16T08:47:26.789-05:00Hi Amy,
I have been following your blog and read i...Hi Amy,<br />I have been following your blog and read it from start to now. Laugh my pants off!<br />I just had to comment about the bathroom thing. Like others, I do it too! I have to add though... I also think bridges are going to collapse when I am driving on them (which is everyday) so i always have my hand on the window in case I need to roll it down to escape while in the water! Crazy, I know.<br />I just got banded on March 29th so I love how much I have learned through you! Keep it up girl!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10887079420357563680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-73679847370973376112010-04-14T22:38:48.595-05:002010-04-14T22:38:48.595-05:00Oh my god, you've never had cauliflower? It...Oh my god, you've never had cauliflower? It's my third favorite veggie, after broccoli and brussels sprouts, but it's best when roasted. Mmmm. It gets crunchy and sweet and nutty tasting, and I swear to you, pre-band I used to roast two entire heads of cauliflower for my husband and me to munch on. I would eat a bowl of it while watching TV instead of popcorn. You need to get the train to the Lady Station (that's what that means, kitchen, right?) and roast up some cauliflower. It's better than fried pickles. I'll send you detailed instructions if you want to try it.<br /><br />As for doctors not having a first name, my little sister is a pediatrician and I giggle my tush off every time someone calls her Dr. So-and-So. She is SO not Dr. So-and-So. She's Monkey, Bratface, Sis, or if I'm being polite, I'll use her first name. I don't care that she's almost 30, she's still my BABY sister. Her being referred to as "doctor" is SO wrong, but I am polite when I encounter her patients, which, I will admit, embarrasses me a little because she's a gorgeous, skinny, brilliant doctor who has a fattie for a sister. For now, anyway. I can't wait until she has a baby so she can be fatter than me for once in our lives. During the pregnancy anyway.<br /><br />Oh, and last night I noticed during sexifuntime that after 22=ish pounds down, the, uh, maneuvering got significantly easier. And when I read this tomorrow, I will be blaming the Ambien that is kicking in right about now.Stephanie M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17389046478307990176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-57443211175283589572010-04-14T20:51:21.558-05:002010-04-14T20:51:21.558-05:00please tell Tracey that i am so over my crush on h...please tell Tracey that i am so over my crush on him....hell-o, heather....lol. maybe she will come down here and "train" with me...Shrinking Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11630320337079423759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-58899543243206685802010-04-14T01:14:42.516-05:002010-04-14T01:14:42.516-05:00I don't know if I should tell you this, if you...I don't know if I should tell you this, if you love Niece... but my cousin and his wife are going to have her come visit. They're filming an episode of "Clean House" in May, the goal is to clean out the garage (and all the kids' crap, they have two young ones) so that my cousin can turn it into a personal gym. I'll have to tell you when their episode is supposed to be on. I just found out about it over Easter, I didn't even know about the show but I guess my mom is addicted to it and she totally lost her shit and started begging to come over when they were filming so she could meet Niece. LOL...Manic Pixie Dream Sluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16083090390604114658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-13451565638757368772010-04-13T17:59:55.017-05:002010-04-13T17:59:55.017-05:00I pretend I have cooking shows too. I totally laug...I pretend I have cooking shows too. I totally laughed out loud at work. Thanks - because they already thing I'm a freak. :)Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07045822533798781579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-82792580946348165422010-04-13T15:29:19.508-05:002010-04-13T15:29:19.508-05:00sometimes i wish you had your own reality show or ...sometimes i wish you had your own reality show or at least have someone make you a pin like drew barrymore had in "never been kissed" so that we could actually SEE you doing these thingsCChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01947137883748295392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-25113493416740531672010-04-13T15:08:53.709-05:002010-04-13T15:08:53.709-05:00AMY! You always make me LAUGH OUT LOUD AT WORK and...AMY! You always make me LAUGH OUT LOUD AT WORK and make me look like im crazy! I Miss you girl! we need to get togeather! what you doin on Sunday? TEXT ME!Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01928342418211937485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-8933918690883873732010-04-13T14:24:35.249-05:002010-04-13T14:24:35.249-05:00I am really looking forward to seeing you tonight,...I am really looking forward to seeing you tonight, Amy. I am going to Zumba first. I will take a quick shower at the gym and head off to Pensacola. Save me a seat please!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-75145729072007599072010-04-13T14:03:10.612-05:002010-04-13T14:03:10.612-05:00You are Hilarious! That would be so great if you d...You are Hilarious! That would be so great if you did that to the plastic surgeon tonight..do it I triple double dog dare ya! So I can blame my scale on Gilly SWEET! LOLNicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04222478828081835489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-7773711080951693542010-04-13T13:42:55.318-05:002010-04-13T13:42:55.318-05:00Amsters, I am moving to Orlando, so not totally yo...Amsters, I am moving to Orlando, so not totally your neck of the woods, but close enough that I will be stalking, er, I mean visiting you and all the pandhandle bandsters! There's lots of bandsters in FL, isn't there!<br /><br />Anyhow, my stupid, I mean dear, husband tells me the other day, "You know, you aren't going to be able to fit on most of the rides at Disney yet." I stared at him and said with a total straight face, "Are you serious? Like because I am too fat? OMG, I had no idea I was fat." He didn't sense the sarcasm at. all. Men, meh.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04313191155322211127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-42699457241259709692010-04-13T13:18:03.906-05:002010-04-13T13:18:03.906-05:00Just so you know I just ate my 2nd orange of my li...Just so you know I just ate my 2nd orange of my life and LOVED it! I never thought about how strange it was that I never had tried one. There must be some deep reasoning in my head that I don't know about that keeps me from trying new foods...Jenny can tell you, when she came to visit and I tried shrimp for the first time and threw up!<br /><br />And I catch myself talking to myself all the time at my desk and while i'm walking, its so awkward when you realize what your doing! lolKristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02271436599994993602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-83069462105314312162010-04-13T13:09:26.328-05:002010-04-13T13:09:26.328-05:00I don't even know what to say...other than...y...I don't even know what to say...other than...you made my dull-rainy afternoon a little brighter :)DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12171014224700094700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-69512060359673243632010-04-13T13:01:28.849-05:002010-04-13T13:01:28.849-05:00wow, torture^...where did my spell check disappear...wow, torture^...where did my spell check disappear to?Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08011244467777606525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-79662988793581332062010-04-13T13:00:31.466-05:002010-04-13T13:00:31.466-05:00That's crazy! I also imagine killer scenes in ...That's crazy! I also imagine killer scenes in public bathrooms. I always imagine that scene from Copycat with Sigourney Weaver when she is in the bathroom at some conference and the killer is hiding out in there ready to torcher her and he strings her up above the toilet and her high heel falls off. Freaky! I also talk to myself and sometimes myself answers. hmmm...Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08011244467777606525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-84477094931068433612010-04-13T12:46:15.566-05:002010-04-13T12:46:15.566-05:00Wow! I too formulate my escape plan from the seria...Wow! I too formulate my escape plan from the serial killer stalking me into the bathroom!<br /><br />I was going to have to defend Gilly. She saved my life. SAVED. MY. LIFE. She's my hero.Joeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09238705965706714229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-67038602417739390372010-04-13T12:46:07.383-05:002010-04-13T12:46:07.383-05:00Hey I host cooking shows too! How funny! I always ...Hey I host cooking shows too! How funny! I always talk aloud like I am being taped for tv!!!!!!Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04960461498966305137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-60847997527083660532010-04-13T12:43:25.867-05:002010-04-13T12:43:25.867-05:00So, my husbands pulls that kind of stuff all the t...So, my husbands pulls that kind of stuff all the time. He told me the other day that he wanted to squeeze my fatrolls. That was suposed to be a compliment. He will also comment on women being "bigger"... women who are often smaller then me. I know he doesn't mean anything by it but still... seriously... O well.. I still love him.<br /><br />P.S. I missed reading your blog while I was MIA. So many great posts.. and look at that ticker girl! You are on your way!SuperMegaAnnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12739881261246898168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-21316512783837802482010-04-13T12:41:32.773-05:002010-04-13T12:41:32.773-05:00Wow...just wow. You absolutely crack me up. I do...Wow...just wow. You absolutely crack me up. I do the killer in the bathroom thing. And when I watch movies where people have to squeeze through something to save their lives, I think "another reason to lose weight..you just never know when you'll have to climb through an airconditioning duck to escape some crazed terrorist."MandaPandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03362923550051566309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-87749775165490950662010-04-13T12:35:59.671-05:002010-04-13T12:35:59.671-05:00OMG! I totally do a "cooking" show every...OMG! I totally do a "cooking" show every time I cook...and I do the runway walk down sidewalks, hallways...wherever! I do have conversations in the bathroom with myself...we're usually arguing *loudly* about who farted! :)~ Katie ~https://www.blogger.com/profile/06390678402966432934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-81703534400130012032010-04-13T12:26:03.090-05:002010-04-13T12:26:03.090-05:00You're lucky you want to marry me, because Flo...You're lucky you want to marry me, because Florida is a tourist destination and I bet I could find a cheap flight there just to kick your skinny ass, and then go to Disneyworld!<br /><br />Oh Amy...maybe you need to spend some more time playing...ahem...by yourself...you know...with your imagination...Gillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06422010996986937582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-35357015824307195982010-04-13T12:20:52.662-05:002010-04-13T12:20:52.662-05:00Thank goodness you like him! My hubby has had a fe...Thank goodness you like him! My hubby has had a few insert foot into mouth comments...he'll make a fat comment...and its like...uh...hello...I'm a fatty too.. "But your pretty, prissy, and well kept" What ever that is posta mean!<br /><br />Wow...you really bust out in song and all that jazz. I can SO see that...I bet you are a whoot in person...If I am ever in P-Cola in my many ventures to the SunShine State and I am hearing singing in the potty...i know who it is!<br /><br />xoxox,<br />NikkiNikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01614281619103002686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1746868749311455784.post-83503427991442706082010-04-13T12:16:25.554-05:002010-04-13T12:16:25.554-05:00I talk to myself to only I don't host cooking ...I talk to myself to only I don't host cooking shows, I lead WLS discussion groups and explain why the LB is AWESOME and why I am the most perfect bandster ever.Amanda Kiskahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08035180757671095192noreply@blogger.com